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Re: Enjoy Afterlife-Lite
Mon, October 6, 2008 - 2:05 AMOho, then...
so, Afterlife-Lite isn't available to those made of other meats?
What, then, for the "poor heathens" built of vegetables?!
And I shudder to think of what such exclusionists think of the unfortunate individual made of yogurt or cheese...!
And I suppose tofu is simply out of the question.
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Re: Enjoy Afterlife-Lite
Mon, October 6, 2008 - 8:54 AMTofu is satans smegma -
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Re: Enjoy Afterlife-Lite
Mon, October 6, 2008 - 9:49 AMEnjoy Afterlife-Lite. Where the sky is the color of television and the catheters insert themselves.
Preserved in nitrates? biocarbonates? Our talented staff will work with you.
Advanced necrosis? Cryognenic mishap? Non aerosol spray-on Ubiquity is safe when used as directed.
Afterlife-Lite has garnered the Osiris award six years running and our eunuch technicians are incapable of having sex with your mummies.
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Re: Enjoy Afterlife-Lite
Mon, October 6, 2008 - 11:06 AMThey have Ubiquity? And an Osiris Aqward?
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Re: Enjoy Afterlife-Lite
Mon, October 6, 2008 - 11:20 AMThe afterlife is an idiots smegma -
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Re: Enjoy Afterlife-Lite
Mon, October 6, 2008 - 6:23 PMAfterlife-Lite cleans up easily with lysol wipes. -
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Re: Enjoy Afterlife-Lite
Mon, October 13, 2008 - 7:56 AMit is all just whale diapers to me. -
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Re: Enjoy Afterlife-Lite
Mon, October 13, 2008 - 8:42 PMBut not becuase I asked. -
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Re: Enjoy Afterlife-Lite
Tue, October 14, 2008 - 5:48 AMnerd girl
I dont deserve you
i dont get the references
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Re: Enjoy Afterlife-Lite
Wed, October 15, 2008 - 10:14 AM[taps foot]
[looks at watch]
So, we can turn this fuckin' thing off any time we want, right? -
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Re: Enjoy Afterlife-Lite
Fri, October 17, 2008 - 3:50 PMHarta swetch tu waht hoers sted'n lem flaytable dawls cuzzey kep poppin wern I nahft em. -
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Re: Enjoy Afterlife-Lite
Mon, October 20, 2008 - 7:02 AMand for this i shaved my ruby starfish? -
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Re: Enjoy Afterlife-Lite
Mon, October 20, 2008 - 9:48 AMWhale diapers. Now I get it. Dork chowder. Guilty as charged. -
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Re: Enjoy Afterlife-Lite
Mon, October 20, 2008 - 12:16 PMtonights secret ingredient: -
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Re: Enjoy Afterlife-Lite
Tue, October 21, 2008 - 5:51 AMdo whales leave skid marks? -
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Re: Enjoy Afterlife-Lite
Wed, October 22, 2008 - 5:19 AMnothing but porpoise hoark.
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