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some know my number of hammers.
others no knot the sum of of my hammer.
those brothers are my bag.
my bag breaks the hammer dumb.
others no knot the sum of of my hammer.
those brothers are my bag.
my bag breaks the hammer dumb.
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Re: some known
Fri, August 1, 2008 - 6:41 PMi'm dumb because you don't know how many hammers I have under the bag. -
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Re: some known
Mon, August 11, 2008 - 7:46 AMconcern is like a baby pigeon, you never see it.
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Re: some known
Wed, August 13, 2008 - 10:17 PMMeal...
HAMburger.
Hmmmmmmm, its...
I think it's dead. -
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Thu, August 14, 2008 - 6:37 AMsmooth as marmalade until someone gets hurt. -
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Re: some known
Fri, August 15, 2008 - 12:58 AMOnly mostly dead for the rest of whatever.
Urine and feces however continue to be exclusively honey until entombed.
Just a spoonful makes the interest rates go down. -
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Re: some known
Fri, August 15, 2008 - 8:15 AMsplitting hairs
spitting pears
molesting care bears
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Re: some known
Tue, August 12, 2008 - 12:38 AMIt has been known for quite some time that most species of fish do not seem to be able to ride a bicycle very well. It would be more likely that you have a random stranger come upon you suddenly and put a live hedgehog in your underpants, than it would be to teach enough cycling skills to the typical Norwegian herring so as to enable it to get a motorcycle license. -
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Re: some known
Wed, August 13, 2008 - 7:06 AMone never realises the snowmobile is overturned until the ice weasles come. -
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Re: some known
Sun, August 17, 2008 - 2:35 PMi had a bad case of the ice weasles as a child. LSD/jalapeno enemas for six weeks - ever since then, i've had to shave my eyeballs once a week. i still wake up screaming "extra tartar sauce!" sometimes. -
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Re: some known
Sun, August 17, 2008 - 9:44 PMEyed own wan tab E-arc lining rose-Buddha city zen K.N. Shoggoth cue.
B) Oh... Bill!
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Re: some known
Mon, August 18, 2008 - 11:30 PMSo, for some reason the phrase "grab my tits" popped into my head. And so I googled "grab my tits," and I found that most of the hits were of the variety "please *don't* grab my tits" or "No you can't grab my tits." Which makes sense, if you think about it. Who wants their tits grabbed? I know I don't.
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Re: some known
Tue, August 19, 2008 - 1:30 AMRandall, you're A winner.
THE Winner is James Joyce, For "Finnegan's Wake".
Now and always.
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Re: some known
Tue, August 19, 2008 - 1:31 AM...and Randall? Sometimes I don't mind if my tits are grabbed. -
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Re: some known
Tue, August 19, 2008 - 5:56 AMand you don't have to be related.
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Re: some known
Thu, August 21, 2008 - 6:31 AMwasn't there a TV personality who used to screech "well grab mah tits!!"
or maybe there wasn't.
as to who is dada, or even who is most dada, it seems like a non-sequitur, like "i at last am the most wet!" or "i at last am the most orange!" it's a platonic ideal, like "shaving cream" or "otto von bismarck". you can no more be "more dada" than you can be, say for instance, a belgian waffle that is more prussian blue than an irish jig.
did i say platonic? i meant atomic. sorry. -
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Re: some known
Thu, August 21, 2008 - 2:52 PMHmmm...
paint oneself blue and orange, then stand in front of a giant picture of otto von bismarck, and wear belgian waffles while dancing an irish jig and spraying whipped cream all around (now and then pausing to grab either your own tits, or someone else's)...
Yep, now dr. jimmy am winner and most dada. -
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Re: some known
Fri, August 22, 2008 - 6:35 AMYes. I do fuck corpses. Take a bow. Eat shit. -
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Re: some known
Fri, August 22, 2008 - 7:44 AMWell, you know what they say...
"Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry." -
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Fri, August 22, 2008 - 10:47 AMwhich wine will you be having this evening? -
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Re: some known
Fri, August 22, 2008 - 1:49 PMthe one with the ever-widening hole in it. -
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Re: some known
Fri, August 22, 2008 - 5:58 PMDilated cadavers, sweet pickle brine and saltpeter.
Oh, and something for the anatomy lab. Cold-cut combo. Extra mayo. -
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Re: some known
Mon, August 25, 2008 - 11:47 AMuntil you learn how hamburgers screw, you don't know anything. -
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Re: some known
Tue, August 26, 2008 - 9:39 AMHamburger screws in petri dish.
For best results, use cycling gloves and bag-balm. -
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Tue, August 26, 2008 - 7:03 PM(followed by a wicked maple-syrupy laugh) -
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Re: some known
Wed, August 27, 2008 - 6:12 AMthere is good. there is evil. then there is corn. -
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Re: some known
Fri, August 29, 2008 - 9:00 AMNew Corn
In the place where
No one knows
Where they were before
Or what they're doing where
They are now -
I will be there
With my eyes
Wide
Open
I will be there
I will be ready
To receive
The New
Corn
The New
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Fri, August 29, 2008 - 9:50 AM[prosecuting attorney silently holds up bloodstained corncob for the jury to see] -
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Sat, August 30, 2008 - 8:37 AM"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury," he intones, holding the bloody corncob,
"...I hold in front of your eyes the Horrifying Weapon used that murderous night by the defendant, ORVILLE REDDENBACHER!"
{...silently, many of the jurors prayed to their various gods that it would not prove to be the horrific crime of hemorrhoidal homicide...}
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Re: some known
Mon, September 1, 2008 - 9:20 AMWell, that wraps everything up in a sweetsmelling little tight little package now don't it? Jesus shit howdy! Tune in to the next thread for more audible sloppy wanking with El Mano Izquierdo.
I got big sinister so like never might but hurry up and PUT before I enjoy.
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