God's Blessings often benefit all people. But many of His promises are only for His own children. If you're not sure that you're a part of God's family, He offers you this invitation. The way to Christ is simple:
1. Admit that you have a need.
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
Romans 3:23
2. Believe that Jesus is God, the Son, who paid the wages of your sin.
For the wages of sin is death [eternal separation from God]; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
Romans 6:23
3. Call upon God.
That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
Romans 10:9
King James Version
The Holy Bible
ISBN 978-1-58660-198-0
Barbour Publishing
www.barbourbooks.com
1. Admit that you have a need.
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
Romans 3:23
2. Believe that Jesus is God, the Son, who paid the wages of your sin.
For the wages of sin is death [eternal separation from God]; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
Romans 6:23
3. Call upon God.
That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
Romans 10:9
King James Version
The Holy Bible
ISBN 978-1-58660-198-0
Barbour Publishing
www.barbourbooks.com
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Re: the way to Christ is simple
Tue, September 25, 2007 - 7:26 AM...the way AWAY from Christ is *also* simple;
Treat Christianity like the dangerous and addictive drug that it is, and JUST SAY NO!
Do not "smack your bitch up" with a fix of Jesus...
Rather, smack Jesus like a bitch!
And if he tries to start dealing to your kids, get a broom handle or a pool stick and beat the CRAP out of him!
Remember that with the fried egg and the chick swinging the frying pan around the kitchen and wrecking the place like a crazy woman?
Well, it's MUCH more satisfying to take a swing at Jesus with that cast iron skillet instead!
Tell his Pushers to leave you alone!
Just say NO! -
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Re: the way to Christ is simple
Tue, September 25, 2007 - 7:41 AMLike with any carpenter, just follow the nails to find him. -
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Re: the way to Christ is simple
Wed, September 26, 2007 - 10:24 AMthe Invocation to Prayer of the Church of the Carnalist Heresy:
Oh Jesus fucking Christ.
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Sun, October 7, 2007 - 5:36 PMDream big!
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Fri, October 12, 2007 - 8:46 AMOh, you are SO totally fired, sacked, terminated, pink-slipped!
Retro me, christianos!
Get thee to a pictorial punnery! -
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Fri, October 12, 2007 - 7:03 PMThe way to pisschrist is simple: just drop your harmonica in the john. -
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unholy bastidje that I am
Sat, October 13, 2007 - 9:23 AM...and the way to PISS OFF Christ is simple as well...
Drop HIS harmonica in the john.
It's pretty blasphemous, especially if you didn't flush first.
(Take THAT, Blind Melon Jesus!) -
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Re: unholy bastidje that I am
Mon, October 15, 2007 - 7:34 AM*LOLOL!!!*
You are emphatically and enthusiastically re-hired! -
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Re: unholy bastidje that I am
Mon, October 15, 2007 - 4:22 PMmoronhammer.tribe.net/thread/...c1b01bd8
so many unsubs......
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Re: unholy bastidje that I am
Fri, November 2, 2007 - 1:10 PMThat was a nice bit of trolling there, St. JMan. Arbeit macht frei. -
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Re: unholy bastidje that I am
Mon, January 21, 2008 - 11:48 AMThat was a nice bit of trolling there, St. JMan. Arbeit macht frei.
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there was a time when i cared about my craft enough to hand hone it. now i am just out-sourcing it out to china and india.
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the way to Christ is for simpletons
Tue, October 16, 2007 - 12:30 AMmuch better title...
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Wed, October 24, 2007 - 7:07 PMand so I went back outside and I -
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Tue, November 13, 2007 - 8:14 PMrelieved the palpable air of monkey sex tension ..... on the old "out jet" of the family pool. -
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Wed, January 23, 2008 - 8:05 PMTamponcondom. -
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