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the starting post is a lot like al gore bitching about peoples carbon footprint.

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(say no more nod nod wink wink)

(*snickering evilly...*)

I farted.

...so anyway, I just got this email and at the bottom there's a loopy cursive signature and its fucking BRIGHT PINK for fuck's sake and it read, "Never put a period where God has placed a comma," and it reminded me of how I really need to get back into ramming knitting needles into my eardrums before contemplating any question of vast ontological import becuase personally I'd rather bleed for seven days than fall asleep for a year and wake up waify, jaundiced, and gumming strained prunes off a baby spoon with a Venetian-blind farmer's tan watching reruns of Mama's Family and shitting the bed.

- wouldn't you?

I'm sorry - what I meant was:

do you want to come back to my place, and

stop linking....it's driving me mad...